There are kids that not only play offense and defense, but also can play two or three positions on each side of the ball.
At least one (and probably more) of the linemen are 180 pounds or less
A single family has two sons playing, dad is part of the chain gang, daughter is helping with stats, and mom is working a shift in the concession stand. (Not to mention the uncle who is a volunteer coach, cousin running the scoreboard, and another uncle in the color guard).
Someone brings a cooler and school officials just smile and wave because they know it is an egg delivery
The ticket takers do not bother to ask students for admission fees because all of them are either playing, student managers, cheerleaders, or in the pep band
Parking on the track goes all the way around the field and car horns celebrate every touchdown. The vehicles are also a handy way to warm up during halftime.
At least once during the season, play has to be stopped because a three year old ran onto the field after recognizing his/her older brother
Even the kids over at the school playground stop what they are doing when the national anthem is played
The young kids from the home and visiting teams all find each other for a pick up game
The foreign exchange student is always the field goal kicker