Weedin’ [To the Tune of Rawhide]

Pullin’ pullin’ pullin’
Pullin’ pullin’ pullin’
Pullin’ pullin’ pullin’
Pullin’ pullin’ pullin’
Weedin’!

Keep mowin’ mowin’ mowin’
Though they just keep growin’
Keep them trimmers goin’. Weedin’!
Don’t try to ignore ’em
Just hoe and pull and pile ’em
Soon we’ll be eatin’ cukes and snap beans.
My family is salivatin’
For zucchini they are waitin’, all waitin’ for those greens.

overgrown gardenMow ’em now, pull ’em out,
Pull ’em out, Mow ’em down,
Mow ’em now, pull ’em all. Weedin’!
Hoe ’em out,  trim ’em short
Trim ’em short, slow ’em down,
Cut ’em out, trim ’em short. Weedin’!

Pullin’ pullin’ pullin’
Through the plants a cullin’
Keep them neighbors mullin’
Weedin’!
Rain and sun and water
Hell-bent to be a bother
Wishin’ I didn’t despise chemicals
All the ones I’m missin’
Will grow tall and I’ll listen
As the machete brings down them all.

Mow ’em now, pull ’em out,
Pull ’em out, Mow ’em down,
Mow ’em now, pull ’em all. Weedin’!
Hoe ’em out,  trim ’em short
Trim ’em short, slow ’em down,
Cut ’em out, trim ’em short. Weedin’!

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4 thoughts on “Weedin’ [To the Tune of Rawhide]

  1. This was great! We got hailed out last month, and besides the “big” crops being wiped out, the veggies and flowers also met their demise. But not those darned weeds! Heading out now to mow ’em down with this song as my inspiration.

    1. That is a big bummer that you lost crops and garden and flowers. Weeding sounds much easier to just take the mower out. Hmmmm……
      Glad you liked the tune 🙂

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