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All I Really Needed to Know, I Learned from a Cow

February 25, 2012

Coyotes might be noisy, but that makes them easy to avoid. Mountain lions on the other hand…. Chew your food well. When you produce over 100 pounds of poop every day, someone has to spend a lot of time cleaning up after you. Sometimes you gotta run through the grass and kick up your heels. … More All I Really Needed to Know, I Learned from a Cow

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Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear a Farmer Say

April 30, 2011

10. That’s OK, I have enough seed corn caps 9. Hi honey, I’m home from the auction and I didn’t buy anything 8. My boots? I took them off in the garage 7. This tastes just as good as Mom used to make 6. Ballroom dancing lessons? What a great idea 5.  Do these coveralls … More Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear a Farmer Say

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