Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear a Farmer Say

Posted on by jheem

10. That’s OK, I have enough seed corn caps
9. Hi honey, I’m home from the auction and I didn’t buy anything
8. My boots? I took them off in the garage
7. This tastes just as good as Mom used to make
6. Ballroom dancing lessons? What a great idea
5.  Do these coveralls make my butt look big?
4. I don’t think the 4-wheel drive can make it up that hill
3. I love winter
2. Go ahead and throw that away, I won’t use it for anything

And, the number one thing you will never hear a farmer say….

1. This weather is perfect!

5 thoughts on “Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear a Farmer Say”

  1. Lol! This is the best Top 10… My father was a Cattle Breeder in Venezuela and I never hear him say any of these…

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  2. I have said these
    10. That’s OK, I have enough seed corn caps
    5. Do these coveralls make my butt look big?
    But not dh. I did talk him into country dance lessons, though. and he likes it.

    Good list. made me chuckle.
    @farmnwife

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    1. Thanks Judi–glad you like the list. I do have to admit that I’ve heard my hubby turn down a cap or two….

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