10. That’s OK, I have enough seed corn caps
9. Hi honey, I’m home from the auction and I didn’t buy anything
8. My boots? I took them off in the garage
7. This tastes just as good as Mom used to make
6. Ballroom dancing lessons? What a great idea
5. Do these coveralls make my butt look big?
4. I don’t think the 4-wheel drive can make it up that hill
3. I love winter
2. Go ahead and throw that away, I won’t use it for anything
And, the number one thing you will never hear a farmer say….
1. This weather is perfect!